Bad Bad Jo Jo

Roy Dotrice plays 'Kayo Hathaway', egomaniacal author of a hugely successful comic strip called 'Bad Bad Jo Jo' - about a giant, murderous white supremacist and his manipulative mother - who, on the eve of going into tax exile decides to accomodate two fans. 

We've featured several episodes from 'Tales of Unease' here before, a series that attempted to unsettle rather than terrify and in this instance it certainly succeeds.  Dotrice is fantastically vile and the two fans - Richard Pendrey & Ian Trigger - are wonderfully crazed as the episode grows ever darker and Hathaway gets what he gave.  Be warned though, you will feel sorry for the poor little dog.

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The Poor Ghost

‘Oh whence do you come, my dear friend, to me,
With your golden hair all fallen below your knee,
And your face as white as snowdrops on the lea,
And your voice as hollow as the hollow sea?’

‘From the other world I come back to you:
My locks are uncurled with dripping drenching dew,
You know the old, whilst I know the new:
But to-morrow you shall know this too.’

‘Oh not to-morrow into the dark, I pray;
Oh not to-morrow, too soon to go away:
Here I feel warm and well-content and gay:
Give me another year, another day.’

‘Am I so changed in a day and a night
That mine own only love shrinks from me with fright,
Is fain to turn away to left or right
And cover up his eyes from the sight?’

‘Indeed I loved you, my chosen friend,
I loved you for life, but life has an end;
Through sickness I was ready to tend:
But death mars all, which we cannot mend.

‘Indeed I loved you; I love you yet,
If you will stay where your bed is set,
Where I have planted a violet,
Which the wind waves, which the dew makes wet.’

Christina Rossetti

‘Life is gone, then love too is gone,
It was a reed that I leant upon:
Never doubt I will leave you alone
And not wake you rattling bone with bone.

‘I go home alone to my bed,
Dug deep at the foot and deep at the head,
Roofed in with a load of lead,
Warm enough for the forgotten dead.

‘But why did your tears soak through the clay,
And why did your sobs wake me where I lay?
I was away, far enough away:
Let me sleep now till the Judgment Day.’

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The Landlady (audio drama)

Originally published in the New Yorker magazine and then reprinted in 'Kiss Kiss', Roald Dahl's third short story collection published in 1960.  Adapated both for 'Tales of the Unexpected' (Series 1, Episode 5) and in this instance for a BBC Radio 4 series of Dahl adaptations from the aforementioned collection.

Narrator Charles Dance introduces the tale of Billy Weaver (James Joyce) who after arriving in Bath to start a new job takes lodgings at a guest house where the two other names listed in the guest book seem oddly familiar but first it's time to take tea with the eccentric Landlady (Doreen Mantle - 'Dirk Gently').

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NEWS: Sarob Press to publish 'Ghostly Quarters' by C.E. Ward

Coming in late May / early June from Sarob Press is a new collection of ghost stories by C.E. Ward.  This, his sixth collection published by Sarob, features four previously unpublished stories - 'Promenade Walk', 'Some Episodes of a Family History', 'Where His Feet Pass', & 'Warlock’s End' -

From the publisher's blog...

Sarob Press is spookily delighted to present a new volume of ghost stories by C.E. Ward. Stories of dark deeds, supernatural evils, weird black magic and of terrible and dread-filled ghostly vengeance. C.E. Ward is, possibly, one of the most Jamesian of authors writing today (he is a life-long admirer of M.R. James and of all things darkly supernatural and ghostly), and his stories are replete with well researched historical detail and a brooding, chilling and (dare I say again) ghostly atmosphere… so here are four wholly original and all new lengthy tales (the four ‘quarters’) to best enjoy, perhaps, late at night (preferably, if one’s eyes allow, by candlelight, before a roaring log fire and with a glass of something rather particular to hand).

Ordering details can be found on the publishers site via the link given above.

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NEWS: Zagava to issue David Tibet (Current 93) 'The Night Is Eating Us All' stamps and postcards

Publishing house Zagava are set to issue a sheet of stamps and a set of postcards featuring David Tibet's 'The Night Is Eating Us All' artwork.

Musician and artist David Tibet is a key figure in the UK post-industrial music scene with links to musicians such as Psychic TV, Nurse With Wound, and Coil. Over the past 40 years he has formed and run various record labels and publishing houses such as Durtro, Jnana, and Ghost Story Press through which he has released his own work - mostly under the Current 93 guise - as well as music and writings by, amongst others, Antony and the Johnsons, Tiny Tim, Sand, Robert Aickman, Count Eric Stenbock, Ron Weighell and Thomas Ligotti.

The 15 stamps are presented on a single 24x18cm perforated sheet of stamp paper.

The 13 16x11cm postcards will be printed on finest card stock and presented in a semi-transparent envelope.

Pre-orders are being accepted now at the Zagava website here.

You can find a short documentary on Tibet and his artwork here.

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Waiting for Gorgo

A good pun should never go to waste.

Deep in the bowels of the Ministry of Defence lies a secretive government department identified only as the "DMOA". Just what the DMOA does has been lost in the annals of time - all that is known is that it's the last line of defence protecting London from total destruction.

Written by M.J. Simpson, directed by Benjamin Craig and starring Geoffrey Davies (Vault of Horror), Kelly Eastwood and Nicholas Amer it's an affectionate and award winning short film paying homage to the classic British monster movie from 1961, Gorgo. 

Visit the website here - www.waitingforgorgo.com/

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NEWS: Egaeus Press publishes 'A Mythology of Masks' by Stephen J Clark

Out now from Egaeus Press is the new collection of stories from Stephen J. Clark. This collection, illustrated by the author, includes eleven stories, ten uncollected and one previously unpublished.

From the publisher...

[These] stories present a familiar world beneath which flow relentless, malevolent and unknowable forces. Souls desirous or foolhardy enough to scratch at the surface are liable to be lured into ritualistic games, or confronted by ancient conspiracies and treacherous cabals. Myths lie hidden behind many masks.

Stephen J Clark is an artist and author whose striking artwork has appeared in numerous journals and, notably for us here, graced the Tartarus Press complete collection of Robert Aickman’s strange tales.  'A Mythology of Masks' is Clark's fifth book following three novels - 'In Delirium’s Circle' (Egaeus Press, 2012), 'The Feathered Bough' (Zagava, 2018) & 'The Mirror Remembers' (Zagava, 2024) - and a collection of novellas -  'The Satyr and Other Tales' (Swan River Press, 2015).

Ordering information for the new collection can be found here.

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Troll Bridge

Adapted from the 1991 short story of the same name written by Terry Pratchett for 'After the King: Stories In Honor of J.R.R. Tolkien' - published to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Tolkien's birth - this short film made by Snowgum Films finds Cohen the Barbarian (Don Bridges) and his talking horse (Glenn Van Oosterom) heading off to battle a bridge troll.  However, instead of fighting the two fall into reminiscing about the changes in the land and their dissatisfaction with this new (disc)world they find themselves in.

The film-makers make good use of their crowdfunded budget and the scenery is suitably epic and Cohen is suitably decrepit. The animation of the trolls is understandably limited but not to the extent that it mars what is a sympathetic and enjoyable glimpse of the Discworld.

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Gorgo

Eight years before directing 'Gorgo' in 1961, Eugène Lourié made 'The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms' and arguably launched the whole giant atomic monster, kaiju subgenre. After 'Gorgo', and with two other giant creature movies under his belt that left him feeling himself typecast, he retrired from directing forging a successful career in other off camera roles including an Academy Award nomination for the visual effects on 'Krakatoa, East of Java'. Of those four movies that led rto him relinquishing the director's chair though the first and last remain central to the genre.

Following a volcanic eruption off the coast of an Irish island the crew of a salvage vessel capture a giant monster with bright red eyes and wiggly ears.  Ignoring the claims of the Irish scientists they take the creature, 'Gorgo', to London where it is put on display for the gawking masses until it's 200 foot tall mother, 'Ogra', turns up and rampages across the city.

Beyond the obvious stompy bloke in a rubber suit limitations of the movie and an over-reliance on stock footage there's some striking effects work here as 'Ogra' eats everything in her path in her desperate search for Chewits her lost baby. With barely a female in sight - beyond the 200ft tall one - this is a remarkably male-centred movie even for the time and in their absence Lourié puts the emotional heart of the movie in the hands of the young orphan, Sean (Vincent Winter), and the two kaijus and firmly establishing, through their greed and their voyeurism, the humans as the actual monsters.

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Poor Girl

Adapted from the short story by Elizabeth Taylor (the author not the actor) by Robin Chapman, who also transposed M.R. James' 'Lost Hearts' for the BBC, 'Poor Girl' is the story of Florence Chastity (Lynne Miller) hired as governess to the odd and precocious Hilary Wilson (Matthew Pollock) who finds herself beset by visions of lipstick marks, necklaces and a young couple in incongruous clothing whilst trapped in an unloving and strange haunted manor house.

The second and final episode of ITVs 'Haunted' thread, following 'The Ferryman' starring Jeremy Brett, was shown on December 30th 1974 and unlike Brett's episode opts for a period - late Victorian / early Edwardian - setting in keeping with the ghostly tradition of the BBC's more established annual spooky Christmas fare that it was shown in oppostion to.

There are distinct shades of Henry James' 'Turn of the Screw' / 'The Innocents' here as the reserve and the resolve of the adults begins to crumble and the libidinous pull starts to take hold but Taylor's story has an altogether different aim as the spectres of two different types of masculinity fight for dominance within the house, of the vainglorious, lascivious father or of the gentler, loving son and the man he'll grow to be.  It's all a little slow and tentative but with a strong performance by Pollock as the odd and old beyond his years child and it's slowly unfolding narrative it makes for a gently satisfying watch.

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NEWS: The Quatermass Xperiment Ltd Collector's Edition

Nigel Kneale's magnificent science fiction classic 'The Quatermass Xperiment' is available for the first time in 4K UHD and Blu-ray on June 9th with pre-orders from 25th April from Hammer Films.

According to the website (and subject to possible change) the release includes...

• Five discs, including two UHD and three Blu-ray, with the Hammer content duplicated across both formats. English, French, Italian, Spanish, German subtitles on all versions of the film.
• The existing episodes from the original BBC television series. 
• Three iterations of The Quatermass Xperiment: the widescreen 1.66:1 UK Theatrical Version, the fullscreen 1.37:1 As-Filmed Version and the widescreen 1.85:1 US Theatrical Version re-titled The Creeping Unknown.
• A rigid inner box featuring new artwork by cult favourite artist Graham Humphreys. 
• A double sided poster of original one-sheets
• Eight act cards featuring facsimiles of the original UK cinema lobby cards.
• 180 page booklet featuring new and reprint articles and reproductions of original publicity. 
• 56-page comic featuring a reprint of the comic strip from legendary 1970s magazine The House of Hammer.

The discs feature:

• New commentary with actor and comedian Toby Hadoke, Nigel Kneale’s biographer Andy Murray and Wayne Kinsey, writer of numerous books on Hammer. Stephen R. Bissette, artist and film historian, filmmaker and Hammer expert Constantine Nasr and writer/producer Dr Steve Haberman plus archive 2003 commentary with director Val Guest and Hammer expert Marcus Hearn.
• The Legend of Nigel Kneale: The Creeping Unknown. Who was Nigel Kneale? Toby Hadoke investigates the man and his influence in part one of a brand-new two-part documentary.
• Unstoppable: Unleashing The Quatermass Xperiment. A close look at the making of The Quatermass Xperiment, with contributions from Jon Dear, Stephen Gallagher, Toby Hadoke, Wayne Kinsey, Andy Murray and Stephen Volk.
• Patient Zero. Award-winning actor and writer James Swanton, who played Carroon in the live, 70th anniversary production of The Quatermass Experiment, examines the life and career of Richard Wordsworth.
• Monstrous! Stephen R. Bissette talks briefly about Phil Leakey and the make-up effects used in the film, for a section trimmed from the audio commentary.
• The Eric Winstone Bandshow. A musical short from Hammer that played alongside The Quatermass Xperiment at the August 1955 UK premiere.
• The Kneale Tapes. A 2003 BBC documentary that explores the career of Nigel Kneale, arguably one of the most significant writers of the post-war generation.
• Cartier and Kneale in Conversation. From the 2005 BBC DVD. Writer Nigel Kneale and producer Rudolph Cartier reminisce about their work on the seminal Quatermass series.
• Making Demons. From the 2005 BBC DVD. An interview with Jack Kine and Bernard Wilkie, visual effects pioneers at the BBC.
• Val Guest 2000 interview from the Festival of Fantastic Films archive.
• Val Guest 2003 interview from original UK DVD release of The Quatermass Xperiment.
• Exhuming The Quatermass Xperiment. A look behind-the-scenes at how the new 4K restoration of The Quatermass Xperiment was made.
• Original trailers, foreign titles, Super 8 cut-down versions and the original BBFC censor cards for both The Quatermass Xperiment and The Eric Winstone Bandshow.
• Extensive image gallery of stills and publicity material, alongside tracks from James Bernard’s score.
• Quatermass and the Pit Omnibus Titles. From the 2005 BBC DVD. The bespoke titles used for the omnibus repeat edition of the third Quatermass TV series.
• TV Series Photo Gallery. From the 2005 BBC DVD. Rare photos of the original BBC productions.

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Happy Birthday Spike.

Happy birthday to Terence Alan "Spike" Milligan, comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright and actor.

Spike was born in Ahilya Nagar, India on April 16, 1918 and died at his home on the remarkably named Dumb Woman's Lane in Rye, Sussex on February 27, 2002.
He'd told us he was ill.

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Onos.
We have cracked the midnight glass
And loosed the racketing star-crazed night into the room.
The blind harp sings in the late fire-light
Your hand is decked with white promises.
What wine is this?
There are squirrels chasing in my glass,
Good God! I'm pissed!

(From 'Small Dreams of a Scorpion')

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NEWS: Two new wyrd releases from the British Library.

April brings two new releases of interest to us here at Wyrd Britain from The British Library. 

The first is the latest addition to their 'Tales of the Weird' imprint with the cosmic horror of, 'Medusa: a Novel of Mystery, Ecstasy and Strange Horror' by E.H. Visiak.  First published in 1929 it's the story of a mariner’s search for his missing son, a search that soon finds his ship in very strange waters. 

Visiak (Edward Harold Physick) was a critic, poet and author, an authority on John Milton and a friend and champion of David Lindsay, writing the introductory note for that author's metaphysical science fiction masterpiece, 'A Voyage to Arcturus'. 

Also publishing this month is the latest of their hardback 'Gilded Nightmares' imprint, 'The Dead of Summer: Strange Tales of May Eve and Midsummer', edited by Johnny Mains who's previously edited the 'Celtic Weird' book for the same series.  Here he guides us through a selection of stories that reveal the wyrder side of the sunnier parts of the ritual year with stories from the likes of E. F. Benson, Joan Aiken and a host of others.

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Pan: The Great God's Modern Return

Paul Robichaud
Reaktion Books

Part-goat, part-man, Pan bridges the divide between the human and animal worlds. In exquisite prose, Paul Robichaud explores how Pan has been imagined in mythology, art, literature, music, spirituality, and popular culture through the centuries. At times, Pan is a dangerous, destabilizing force; at others, a source of fertility and renewal. His portrayals reveal shifting anxieties about our own animal impulses and our relationship to nature. Always the outsider, he has been the god of choice for gay writers, occult practitioners, and New Age mystics. Though ancient sources announced his death, he has lived on through the work of Arthur Machen, Gustav Mahler, Kenneth Grahame, D. H. Lawrence and countless others. Pan: The Great God’s Modern Return traces his intoxicating dance.

I've long had a quiet obsession with all things Pan, fed, over the years, by occasionally stumbling over another Pan based story or fleeting reference hidden in the pages of a supernatural anthology.  Of late though I've been spoiled by a couple of exemplary books focussed on the goat-footed God, Michael Wheatley's excellent collection for the British Library's Tales of the Weird imprint, 'The Horned God: Weird Tales of the Great God Pan' and now this fascinating study of the history and the many reinventions of Pan in art, literature, music and magic.

It's hugely recommended for anyone with even a passing interest and while I have to admit to skimming through a couple of parts that I wasn't particularly interested in - the section on Depth Psychology for instance - I poured over others filling several pages in my notebook with new treasures to seek out.  

Here, Robichaud explores Pan's origins and development, his place in history, and, of most interest to me, his roles in the literary works of Lord Dunsany, D.H. Lawrence, Kenneth Grahame, Percy Bysshe Shelley, Arthur Machen, Aleister Crowley, Dion Fortune, and many others.  Robichaud has produced a wonderfully readable overview of the many masks worn by this most mutable of gods as his very nature has been reinterpreted to suit various ends, be he devil or benefactor,  avenging nature spirit or welcoming protector of the wild, coded expression of hidden sexualities or lusty old nymph chaser careening across the Arcadian landscape.  

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NEWS: Two Lost tales by Mary Shelley and Bram Stoker

Over the last few years Withnail Books of Penrith have released a mouth watering selection of limited edition chapbooks, several  of which I've been lucky enough to get copies of, including, 'The Slave Race', Philip K Dick's first published SF story and F. Scott Fitzgerald's story of a Lovecraftian witch cult, "Gods of Darkness'.

This weekend they announced their latest publications, two lost tales by Mary Shelley, 'The Ghost of the Private Theatricals' and Bram Stoker, 'Gibbet Hill'.  

Limited to just 250 sets, more information and ordering details can be found here. 

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