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Thursday 28 September 2023

The Dracula Business

Wyrd Britain reviews the 1974 BBC documentary 'The Dracula Business'.
This fabulously bonkers documentary was made in 1974 by the BBC for their "Tuesday Documentary' strand and follows the entertainingly pompous Daniel Farson, the great nephew of Bram Stoker, as he takes us on a rambling examination of the impact of his great uncle's creation.

Farson indulges in a roaming exploration of the various ways Stoker's story has been monetised from Dracula ice lollies and Hammer Studios via naked bisexual Vampyres and school teachers on Romanian package tours through Denholm Elliot and homicidal divorcee fantasists to two bonkers exorcising priests and a wonderfully straight talking Benedictine monk.

With the exception of the lolly buying schoolkids and the Highgate Cemetery keeper most everyone here is fantastically and almost comedically posh and the documentary wanders completely off the point about three quarters of the way through and never finds it's way back but it's great fun and a real time capsule brimming with unlikely treasure like the footage of the London bookshop with it's spinners full of paperback treasures.

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Tuesday 26 September 2023

Season of the Witch: The Book of Goth

Wyrd Britain reviews 'Season of the Witch: The Book of Goth' by Cathi Unsworth from Nine Eight Books.
Cathi Unsworth
Nine Eight Books

I was never a goth but I have always been, let's call it, goth adjacent in my tastes and I have many, much played, goth records in my collection that sit very happily alongside the more industrial music that I love.  With this in mind when I saw this book on the shelf in the shop I couldn't resist the chance to delve deeper into the history of the genre and to see if I could find any new music for my shelves.

Covering what I shall glibly refer to as the golden years of goth, Cathi Unsworth takes us on an enjoyable and comprehensive journey through it's formative and chart years.  The focus here revolves inevitably around the likes of Siouxsie and the Banshees and The Cure but every good story needs a central spindle to revolve around and beyond them all of the expected characters are here - The Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Killing Joke, The Gun Club, Echo and the Bunnymen, The Cramps - along with very many more with all the stories told in the light of the politically turbulent times in which they transpired.

I really enjoyed the light tone that Unsworth uses and the book is extremely readable. That she's obviously not a tedious purist is a joy and she's unafraid to jump genre fences and include some of those goth adjacent folks such as Coil, J.G. Thirlwell, Throbbing Gristle and Einsturzende Neubauten as well as antecedents such as Karen Dalton, The Velvet Underground, Johnny Cash, Can and Suicide.

There's been a few goth overviews appearing over the last year and I was unsure which to chose.  This one, I will admit, was the first that came to hand but proved to be a fine choice that filled in gaps in my knowledge, provided me with lots of new things to listen to and did it in an enjoyably relatable way and truthfully what more could anyone want.

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Sunday 24 September 2023

The Satanic Rites of Dracula

Wyrd Britain reviews Hammer Studios 'The Satanic Rites of Dracula' starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.
Regular Wyrd Britain readers may have noticed that I have a soft spot for the late 60s and early 70 horrors where the gothic was melded with the modern and dusted with a sprinkling of (usually poorly understood) groovy, countercultural cool.  So, it'll probably come as no surprise when I tell you that I'm a fan of Christopher Lee's final two Dracula movies that were made and released in the early 70s, 'Dracula A.D. 1972' and 'The Satanic Rites of Dracula' (presented below with it's awful US title) despite their well deserved reputations.

Wyrd Britain reviews Hammer Studios 'The Satanic Rites of Dracula' starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.
Written by 'Doctor Who' ('Inferno', 'The Mind of Evil'), 'Ace of Wands' and future 'Sapphire and Steel' writer Don Houghton, who'd also written the previous movie and who would subsequently write the following one,'The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires', the film incorporates distinct spy-fi elements - giant computers, tiny tape recorders and weaponised plagues - mixed with ostentatious occult dialogue - "Evil rules, y'know - it really does! .. Nothing is too vile; nothing is too dreadful - too awful; you need to know the terror, the horror, Lorrimer; to feel the threat of disgust - the beauty of obscenity!" - in an attempt to revitalise the series, it didn't work. 

Wyrd Britain reviews Hammer Studios 'The Satanic Rites of Dracula' starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.
Dracula, for me at least, works best on a human level as a man who's just looking for love and lunch and so this version of him as the enigmatic head of a genocidal global cabal seems odd and Lee made a much more likely world dominating villain as Scaramanga in the following years' 'The Man with the Golden Gun' and had made his disatisfaction with the movie known long before release.  Peter Cushing, reprising the role of Lorrimer Van Helsing, is, as always, perfect and it's always a treat to see him and Lee together even in the scene where one of them is doing a terrible Bela Lugosi impersonation but the stand-out scene is with Freddie Jones who, in his brief appearence as Dr. Julian Keeley, delivers the lines quoted above to a Cushing who's slowly realising the depth of his friends madness.

Wyrd Britain reviews Hammer Studios 'The Satanic Rites of Dracula' starring Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.
You have to admire Hammer and Houghton's ambition but the film just doesn't have the necessary spark to do what they wanted it to and has the feel of an ambitious but overlong TV pilot along the lines of 'Baffled!' or 'Spectre'. Shorn of his gothic trapping the Count looks a little silly and much of the plot feels entirely pointless but there's an overabundance of energy with the likes of Joanna Lumley, Michael Coles, Richard Vernon and William Franklyn fighting bikers, snipers and biters whilst fashioning improvised stakes and crosses before the movie ends with the single most novel (note I didn't say good) take on a Dracula staking ever filmed, death by prickly thorns (and fence).   But as I said at the start, I kind of love it.  For me what it is far outweighs what it isn't and what it is is fun, not at all horrifing or terrifying or even suspenseful and it is, in so many ways, just bad but I still love it.

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Thursday 21 September 2023

The Stolen Bacillus

Wyrd Britain presents 'The Stolen Bacillus' by H.H. Wells from Jackanory Spine Chillers.
Taken from the 1980 BBC1 Jackanory spinoff 'Spine Chillers' that featured abridged readings of classic spooky stories by the likes of Saki, M.R. James, John Wyndham and in this instance H.G. Wells', read by Freddie Jones.

Originally published in the Pall Mall Budget on the 21st June 1894 and then, a year later, in the collection that bore it's name, it's the story of a bacteriologist, an anarchist and a vial of 'Asiatic Cholera'.  It's an odd but amusing little story of braggadocio and zealotry with an anticlimatic ending but it's, as you would expect, wonderfully read by Jones.

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Tuesday 19 September 2023

Lee & Herring's Reasonably Scary Monsters

Wyrd Britain presents 'Lee & Herring's Reasonably Scary Monsters' with Stewart lee and Richard Herring.Stewart Lee and Richard Herring forgo pizza and football in order to watch a bargain bin video called "The World's 9 Scariest Monsters with Carol Vorderman" that features contributions from pop culture monsterologists Mike Gatting, Adam Woodyatt, Chris Packham, Pat Cash, David 'Kid' Jensen and others.

Made in 1998 - around the time the duo were doing the first series of 'This Morning With Richard Not Judy' -  for BBC2s 'Monster Night' it's a fun roast of those god-awful '100 Greatest...' clip shows in a format that pre-empts Gogglebox by some 15 years and will leave you with a new understanding of the tumultuous life of Mike Gatting.

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Sunday 17 September 2023

At the Earth's Core

Wyrd Britain reviews 'At the Earth's Core' starring Peter Cushing and Doug McClure.
"This cannot be the Rhondda Valley.  I've never seen anythng like it."

As a result of the disasterous first test of their Iron Mole drilling machine Dr Abner Perry (Peter Cushing) and David Innes (Doug McClure) find themselves lost in the subterranean world of Pellucidar. A land of rubbery dinosaurs ruled over by the lady eating, telepathic pterodactyl-like Mahars.  Luckily though the nicer locals - including Princess Dia (Caroline Munro), Ghak the Hairy One (Godfrey James) and Ra (Cy Grant) - speak English and so David sets about uniting the tribes to defeat the Mahars.

"They're so excitable. Like all foreigners."

Based on the Edgar Rice Burroughs novel, scripwriter Milton Subotsky and director Kevin Connor go all out for silly fun with this technicolour adventure romp.  The cast spend much of the film running around a fiery set made entirely out of health and safety nightmares while battling beaky dinosaurs and their piggy henchmen to a soundtrack from ex-Manfred Mann woodwind player Mike Vickers.  Cushing - a year away from playing a Moff in his slippers and scolding the Green Cross Code Man - looks especially frail here but is channelling his Dr and playing his part entirely for laughs, gets all the best lines and has great chemistry with McClure who seems to be thoroughly enjoying Cushing's performance.

You cannot mesmerize me. I’m British!"  

Even on it's original release 'At the Earth's Core' was ridiculed for it's effects (and pretty much everything else) and it must be admitted it is spectacularly cheap looking and primitive even for the time it was made but personally I'll take wobbly sets, rubber monsters and a bow-legged Peter Cushing over slick effect every time and I bloody love this film.

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Friday 15 September 2023

The Hound of Death

Wyrd Britain reviews 'The Hound of Death' by Agatha Christie read by Christopher Lee.
Read by Christopher Lee, 'The Hound of Death" was first published in the collection of the same name in 1933, which, unusually for Agatha Christie, consisted of several stories of a supernatural bent.

The story of an Englishman intrigued by the story of a young Belgian nun who is believed to have conjured a bolt of lightning killing a group of invading German soldiers and destroying her convent and leaving behind only the outline of a hound scorched into the ruins.  Visiting her in her new home in Cornwall he discovers her wracked by hallucinations and under the treatment of a young and ambitious doctor.

There is much here that will be familiar to Christie fans but this unusual foray into the realms of the supernatural makes for an enjoyably heady mix particularly when narrated by so distinctive and iconic a voice as Lee's with all it's associated cultural weight.

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Wednesday 13 September 2023

The Horned God: Weird Tales of the Great God Pan

Wyrd Britain reviews 'The Horned God: Weird Tales of the Great God Pan' from the British Library Tales of the Weird series.

Michael Wheatley (ed)
British Library Tales of the Weird

Many writers in the early twentieth century particularly were fascinated by Pan as a figure of unbridled vivacity and pagan ecstasy, but also associated the god and folk hero with a sense of danger and even horror.
Selecting an eclectic cross-section of tales and short poems from this boom of Pan-centric literature, many first published in the influential Weird Tales magazine, this new collection examines the roots of a cultural phenomenon and showcases Pan’s potential to introduce themes of queer awakening and celebrations of the transgressive into the thrillingly weird stories in which he was invoked.

Oscar Wilde
I wonder if there's a deity more suited to these times than Pan; a god continually remoulded through his renaissance over the centuries to reflect our changing attitudes towards the untamed and the natural, a god cut adrift from his roots in Greek antiquity and now free to roam across our wildest imaginings.

Opening this fascinating collection of prose and poetry is the poem 'Pan A Double Villanelle' by the arch-decadent Oscar Wilde, a lament for the absence of the wild, the free, the colourful and imaginative in the grey lifelessness of England at that time.  

Arthur Machen
Following it we have the story that gives this collection its subtitle, Arthur Machen's 'The Great God Pan' which despite being amongst the most famous stories revolving around the goat footed god it should be noted that Pan is entirely absent from the story. In the tale a young woman is operated on and "a slight lesion in the grey matter" is made to allow her "to see the god Pan".  Whether or not this is what happens to poor Mary we never know but after waking from the operation she experiences a moment of wonder followed by utter insanity at which point she exits the story to be eventually replaced by another.  I remain unconvinced that in his use of the name Pan that Machen is actually invoking the god but is instead using the name as a metaphor for life beyond the confines of civilisation and conventional morality.  In the aftermath of the operation Mary sees the wildness within and becomes absent of morality and sanity, a condition passed on to her daughter who lives her life in a state of wildness, in the amorality of nature, until it's pointed out to her and she crumbles away, an example of the flimsiness of a life lived without the moral restraints that modern civilisation brings.

Barry Pain
George Egerton's 'Pan' takes a different track to its predecessor, a feature common to the rest of this very well curated anthology, where it's the music of Pan that awakens a longing in a young woman that is misunderstood until it's too late.  Elizabeth Barrett Browning's poem 'A Musical Instrument' tells of the God's chase of Syrinx and the creation of his characteristic pipes before Barry Pain allows the God to catch a different quarry in his tale of irresistible compulsion, 'The Moon-Slave'.

One of the unexpected delights of the book was the chapter from Kenneth Grahame's 'The Wind in the Willows' which I've never read or even remotely wanted to due to an aversion to anthropomorphised animals but 'The Piper at the Gates of Dawn' which tells of Rat and Mole's encounter with Pan proved to be a complete delight.

The brilliant Edwardian satirist Saki (Hector Hugh Munro) is represented by 'The Music on the Hill', the first of a run of stories here that I'd read before in other collections, but very happily it makes for an enjoyable re-read as a town bred socialite falls foul of Pan's more vindictive side after she spurns his existence.  Edith Hurley on the other hand is rueful for his absence in the modern world but is open to hints of his presence in her poem 'The Haunted Forest'.  

E.M. Forster's 'The Story of a Panic' positions  Pan as a liberator of the spirit, one who frees those who need it from the straightjacket of 'normal' society, in this case with a thinly veiled story of a young man's realisation of his own sexuality.

Shining above many of the others, even in a collection as good as this, is Algernon Blackwood whose 'The Touch of Pan' with its characteristic rejection of industrial society and it's submergence in the rural and the wild tells a tale of erotic freedom and purity of desire whereas A. Lloyd Bayne's poem 'Moors of Wran' tells of the more destructive aspect of the God..

Margery Lawrence
Until I read it here I was convinced I'd already read Margery Lawrence's 'How Pan Came to Little Ingleton' but I'm not so sure now and very glad to now have done so as it proved to be an amusing tale of Pan's more bucolic and pastoral nature as he guides a belligerent priest to a more caring and accepting place that provided a gently wonderful and witty highlight.

In 'The Devil's Martyr' Signe Toksvig (great aunt of broadcaster Sandi) brings the gothic in the form of avaricious flagellating monks and an escape within the groves of Pan which are lamented in Willard N. Marsh's poem 'Bewitched' and which call to the newly wed Constance in David Keller's 'The Golden Bough'.

The excellent collection ends with a poem and a story by Dorothy Quick, the former an ode to the ecstatic nature of an encounter with the god whereas the latter - actually the older of the two- digs deeper into that idea and the toll it takes as a bride hankers for wildness in a time of domesticity.

At the end when we close the book we are holding a fantastic collection, possibly the best in the series, that encompasses many of the ways which authors of the late 19th and early 20th centuries developed and explored and utilised Pan to express notions of freedom, of beauty and of self-determination often placing him in the face of an increasingly homogenised modern, industrial age and one is left wondering how Pan could be once again recalled in our own time of imminent ecological collapse as an avatar for a new green awareness.

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Sunday 10 September 2023

Vampyres

Wyrd Britain reviews 'Vampyres' starring Marianne Morris and Anulka Dziubinska.

Spanish director José Ramón Larraz' channels both his European contemporaries and the British gothic tradition in this fabulously gory sexploitation horror as murdered lovers Fran (Marianne Morris) and Miriam (Anulka Dziubinska) return to 'life' as vampires and lure unsuspecting men back to their mansion in the woods (actually the much filmed Oakley Court in Brey, Berkshire) for sexy time and, well, dinner.

Larraz plays fast and loose with the whole vampire thing keeping many of the gothic trappings - the house, the flowing black gowns, the graveyards, the aversion to daylight - but by making use of knives and broken glass these fangless - and often clothesless - vampires slice their unwitting lovers to drink, writhing orgasmically in the blood - this movie is anything but subtle - and becoming increasingly animalistic as the movie progresses.  What story there is just about holds together as the two feed on a succession of men whilst seemingly keeping one, Ted (Murray Brown), around for snacks, licking at a slit on his arm - I did mention the aversion to subtlety - while being watched by curious caravanners Harriet (Sally Faulkner) and John (Brian Deacon).  I wonder if there was an early script idea that explained more of the ladies origins - Who killed them? How they became vampires? Why they have a cellar full of Carpathian wine? - as there're a couple of indications, at the beginning and at the very end, that Ted was responsible for their murder but this is never explored and neither Fran nor Miriam seem to recognise him nor him them.  

Wyrd Britain reviews 'Vampyres' starring Marianne Morris and Anulka Dziubinska.
Beyond the fact that the story is really only an excuse to get some bums and boobs on the screen Larraz, on the whole, does a pretty good job and the film is a fun watch. The sex scenes are typically overlong and overblown but when he puts his mind to it he manages to craft some scenes of ominous dread - most notably in the various scenes exploring the wine cellars - has an eye for a classic gothic trope and introduces some enjoyably oneiric touches particularly for Ted as he becomes increasingly weaker from all the blood loss, not to mention the wine and sex.

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Wednesday 6 September 2023

Dangerous Dimensions: Mind-Bending Tales of the Mathematical Weird

Wyrd Britain reviews 'Dangerous Dimensions: Mind-Bending Tales of the Mathematical Weird' from British Library Tales of the Weird.
Henry Bartholomew (ed)
British Library Tales of the Weird

Unlike the Gothic, which tends to fixate on the past, the haunted, and the ghostly, early weird fiction tends to probe, instead, the very boundaries of reality, exploring the laws and limits of time, space, and matter. This new collection assembles a range of tales from the late 19th and early 20th century that showcase weird fiction’s unique preoccupation with physics, mathematics, and mathematicians. From tales of the fifth dimension and higher space, to impossible mathematics and mirror worlds, these stories draw attention to one of the genre’s founding inspirations—the quest to explore what "reality" means, where its limits lie, and how we cope when we near the answers.

'Mind-Bending Tales of the Mathematical Weird' is an audacious subtitle for a book which one would imagine may deter more potential buyers than it would entice and I would probably put myself, mostly, in the former camp.  However I'm not entirely averse to having my brain boggled and the presence of a favourite Algernon Blackwood story that I hadn't read in a while was enough to get me to take a chance.  Indeed, Blackwood's playful John Silence story 'A Victim of Higher Space' along with the mirror dimensions of his 'The Pikestaffe Case' were the only stories here I already knew and it was fun to revisit them but even more so to have so many new things to try.

The rest of the collection plays fast and loose with time and geography in entirely entertaining ways and has many standouts including the infinite shelves of Jorge Luis Borges' 'The Library of Babel', Robert Heinlein's tesseract architecture '-and He Built a Crooked House -', the pulp romps of Frank Belknap Long's cosmic 'The Hounds of Tindalos' and Henry S. Whitehead & H.P. Lovecraft's 'The Trap'.  But alongside these are six more tales, including by such notables as H.G. Wells and John Buchan, and a fascinating introduction deserving of equal praise in what proved to be an entirely engrossing collection.  Now what are the odds of that.

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Monday 4 September 2023

She Was Afraid of Upstairs

Wyrd Britain reviews 'She Was Afraid of Upstairs' by Joan Aiken read by Miriam Margolyes.
To mark what would have been her 99th birthday I thought I'd share with you a Joan Aiken story but unfortunately there are almost no professionally read stories that I can find with this one being the sole exception and to be entirely honest with you it's not one of her best but it does allow me the opportunity to jump on the Miriam Margolyes bandwagon.

It's a tiny little tale about young girl who was, well, I'm sure you can work that out for yourself and who finds herself ill and on the move to an unexpected destination.

It's written in Aiken's typically light and chatty  manner with an ending that brings things to a crashing halt that's made all the more baffling when you realise that this was recorded in 1982 for 'Haunting Tales' a short series for children.

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Sunday 3 September 2023

The Pledge

Wyrd Britain reviews 'The Pledge' a short film based oon 'The Highwaymen' by Lord Dunsany.
Based on 'The Highwaymen' by Lord Dunsany, 'The Pledge' is the story of an agreement by the three compatriots of a hanged highwayman to ensure him a place in heaven by burying him in consecrated ground.

Made in 1981 by director Digby Russell who had and would adapt a number of tales from the classic era of supernatural fiction, two others by Dunsany along with stories by Ernest Bramah and Robert Louis Stevenson.  It's a tiny little tale with little substance to it but it's beautifully made with echoes of the 'Witchfinder General' in it's setting and in it's focus on superstition and inhumanity over the supernatural.  Russell is obviously very proud of his corpse and gibbet and shows it repeately usually to the sounds of Michael Nyman's occasionally melodramatic score but his setting, his cast and his willingness to play with the narrative at the beginning make for an interesting macabre curio. 


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Friday 1 September 2023

Short Story: The Prayer of the Flowers

It was the voice of the flowers on the West wind, the lovable, the old, the lazy West wind, blowing ceaselessly, blowing sleepily, going Greecewards.

"The woods have gone away, they have fallen and left us; men love us no longer, we are lonely by moonlight. Great engines rush over the beautiful fields, their ways lie hard and terrible up and down the land.

"The cancrous cities spread over the grass, they clatter in their lairs continually, they glitter about us blemishing the night.

"The woods are gone, O Pan, the woods, the woods. And thou art far, O Pan, and far away."

I was standing by night between two railway embankments on the edge of a Midland city. On one of them I saw the trains go by, once in every two minutes, and on the other, the trains went by twice in every five.

Quite close were the glaring factories, and the sky above them wore the fearful look that it wears in dreams of fever.

The flowers were right in the stride of that advancing city, and thence I heard them sending up their cry. And then I heard, beating musically up wind, the voice of Pan reproving them from Arcady—

"Be patient a little, these things are not for long."
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Lord Dunsany 
from 'Fifty-One Tales', 1915

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